| To put it quite simply... |
[Oct. 31st, 2006|02:02 pm] |
I have as good as ripped out my own lungs chopped of my head and shat down my throat onto my heart.
after finally telling the love of my life that she is so... I find out that she has feelings for me aswell and I have completely fucked everything up.
When I go back to england I will either 1 assasinate her current boyfriend.... ok, lets rethink this.
I am First and foremost an evil genius/inentor/dark overlord.
but I also love this girl more than anything.
You use love to refer to chips, or a game, but god the complete agony of raw emotion slaughters everything.
Just so I can't take anything back, it shall be posted here.
Firstly I am in new zealand, she is in england. This poses a problem.
Second. I will look into getting a visa and plane tickets for her. I will pay naturally.
second part next. I will be accompanying my parents to england at some point. I will most assuredly be going to see her then.
and lastly
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[Mar. 9th, 2006|08:15 pm] |
woo tests, havent actually done any for a while, so heres a bunch...
Average You scored 68 manliness! |
| You're just an average guy. You ain't no James Dean but I don't think you've got much too worry about. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on manliness |
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The Girl Next Door 67% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 36% Artsy-Stylish |
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks!
Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 83% on Sexy-Cute |
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You scored higher than 37% on Dark-Light |
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You scored higher than 18% on Artsy-Stylish |
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HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 85% |
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 81% on hellishness |
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You scored 58% for the ass , 41% for the Pussy and you were 0% disgusted
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| Quite a few girls have been disappointd with the the pictures because they don't represent the typical everyday woman (no hair, big lips, etc.) I agree with that but you can't find those types of pictures on the net. Based on the results so far, the tendency seems be 50/50 on either side. Very few have been disgusted, which is no totally fine based on your personal beliefs or whatever the reason may be. |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 61% on Ass |
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You scored higher than 40% on Pussy |
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You scored higher than 0% on Disgusted |
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the shit i take...
You scored 42 Lover!
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| 0-20 THE SNEAKER - You don't masturbate. Uh-huh. People who say they don't masturbate just don't like to admit it! You think it's wrong, but you can't help yourself. Come out of the closet and join the sexual revolution! If your partner scores this, you might consider calling Dr. Ruth, or at least watching The Sunday Night 21-32 THE BEATER - You masturbate, but only because you have an itch to scratch. You're quick and efficient; orgasm is the only thing on your mind. You have no romance in your soul! If this is your partner, don't expect flowers or chocolates, and certainly not foreplay! 33-40 THE STROKER - The Stroker likes to take their time. There is not hurry at all, it's a slow, steady race to the finish line. There's nothing wrong with this, but where's the passion? If this is your partner, you might consider adding some toys or watching some 'instructional videos' (porn!) together. 41-50 THE LOVER - This person knows how to enjoy their body (and yours!). Sex is for whenever the mood strikes, and is to be enjoyed fully and openly. They are open to suggestion and willing to be adventurous. This partner is good all-round choice. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 91% on variable #1 |
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just funny...

W00t
Warrior I'm not telling your actual score. Hmph! |
Warriors, like Kings, are often leaders because they possess the necessary mental abilities to hold such positions. Warriors see something they want and go for it. They don't hold back. They speak their mind. They don't sugarcoat. They don't fear. Like Lovers, they often have bad reps because they are misunderstood. They may come across as harsh, unforgiving, uncaring, or insensitive, but it is only because they are realistic and drive right to the core of the situation rather than beat around the bush.
The Warrior's complement is the thoughtful, artistic Lover. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 66% on Confidence |
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You scored higher than 23% on Creativity |
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I new i would be...
Sith Lord You scored 31% Strength, 25% Force, 15% Stealth, and 41% Wisdom! |
| You have the rare talent of a Sith Lord, you have much wisdom for the Sith and you best the others at force powers. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 34% on Strength |
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You scored higher than 29% on Force |
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You scored higher than 24% on Stealth |
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You scored higher than 67% on Wisdom |
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im good...
Looks Hopeful! You scored 20 Infatuation, 79 Love, and 10 Friendship! |
Well, if you haven't been with your SO for that long, you're off to a great start! I bet things feel pretty good right now. You don't have any real complaints, but you don't really feel any super tingly magic, either. But this is real life and not a fairy tale, so that's the best you can hope for, right? Not really... Work to improve your communication, compromise, and commitment as a couple, and you can avoid being a statistic and pull into a stronger category. You don't need that fairy tale feeling, but you do need a deep emotional bond you don't quite have yet. Staying together forever means dealing with the bad things successfully, which is why most of my questions focus on those areas. But I think you can do it - I am pulling for you!
Thanks for taking my test and if you like it, don't forget to rate it! If you are motivated to rate my test a 3 or lower PLEASE write me and tell me why... This is a new test and I need to work out the kinks. I can't do that without feedback! |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 69% on Infatuation |
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You scored higher than 40% on Love |
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You scored higher than 33% on Friendship |
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I resent that...
'Net Bf/gf You scored 48 despair, 100 relationship potential, 100 feelings, and 100 patience |
| You're an internet boyfriend-girlfriend. You probably like someone who lives far away, too bad you're too poor to afford a ticket. get a job! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 72% on despair |
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You scored higher than 87% on potential |
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You scored higher than 58% on feelings |
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You scored higher than 48% on patience |
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if not for being slightly confused...
" The good fuck" You are 60 fuckable! |
| You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 24% on humpers |
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Being serious, its the result i expected, i mean its what i live for...
sociopathic maniac You scored 32 Violence, 40 Insanity, and 61 Flair! |
| you kill but you can't feel any joy. you stalk and you consume but nothing. violence is as close to feeling as you can get. |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 38% on Violence |
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You scored higher than 20% on Insanity |
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You scored higher than 72% on Flair |
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and this one was just plain wierd, but meh to the results, not completly unsurprising, im very open minded
Willing You scored 87% willing/open-minded to the possibility! |
You may want to seek out transsexuals as potential dates or good friends to keep in contact with. Based on your personal comfort level, that's all up to you, but you seem to have the right attitude that a transsexual girl is looking for!
p.s. call me. ;) |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 52% on TS-openess |
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... i thought it was a strange answer, then i read the factors, and agreed
Air You are 53% Extroverted and 62% Chaotic |
Virtue - Air people possess the virtue of knowledge. This does not mean they are more intelligent than anyone else but are generally well rounded and informed. They are good communicators. Most have a good grasp of the language and generally know a little something about everything. They have good personalities and are easy to get to know.
Core - These are mentally inclined people. They actively acquire knowledge through experience, education and association. They are curious, have initiative, are original, generally are well-disciplined and are quick thinkers.
Nature - They rationalize by thinking things out rather than being influenced by emotional or physical factors. They enjoy any type of entertainment where they can use their intellectual capacity and their ability to think quickly and accurately often gives them the upper hand.
Drives - These people have a tendency to judge themselves very harshly. They have certain standards they set for themselves such as hygiene, the way they dress, education, job performance and family.
Vice - When angered, they resort to trickery. These people are crafty, under handed and ingenious when it comes to evil. They are also prone to physical violence. They carry a grudge, and they are quick to express their opinion and are very opinionated. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 68% on Extroverted |
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You scored higher than 98% on Chaotic |
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...im good
TYPE P You scored 62 imagination, 58 confidence, 62 dominance, and 58 generosity! |
| You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU: get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 28% on imagination |
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You scored higher than 31% on confidence |
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You scored higher than 69% on dominance |
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You scored higher than 31% on generosity |
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[Mar. 4th, 2006|07:25 pm] |
Im back, and crazy as ever, all hail me.
So in the christ,it must be atleast 3 months since I've even touched a live journal, so I have a fair bit of catching up to do. I have new friends, and have lost old ones, got more insane, and loosed evil upon the world, so, pretty active.
First off, James and Nick are of course my best friends, Louise has been entered into my rapidly shortening list of good friends.
Isis is as always rapidly improving and expanding, we have got almost 100 members now, (go us) and have spilled out and bulked up the civillian side of things, and have started on the public command structure, so we are not only an official company, officially an evil organisation, we are now officially a civil service.
The god comics have upgraded, and increased. The list is as follows:
Teh GOD Comics
CTRL+ALT+DEL http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021023
Least I Could Do http://www.leasticoulddo.com/index2.php?date=20030210
Exploitation Now http://www.exploitationnow.com/d/20000707.html
PPGD http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=0
Grim Tales http://grim.snafu-comics.com/?strip_id=0
What/s A Life http://whatsalife.comicgenesis.com/d/20000818.html
Kid Radd http://home.att.net/~miller.daniel.r/comic1frame.htm#title
Exterminatus Now http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20030929.html
ShortPacked http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050117.html
They are all on the first comic, and although not that great at the start, persevere, they are God Comics for a very very good reason.
Anyhoo, I should be updating a lot more regularly now, if I remember, and have time, my GCSE's run a very unforgiving timetable. |
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| And henceforth did thine tale begin and so they spake... |
[Sep. 4th, 2005|07:29 pm] |
-+start transmition+- OK OK OK, this has been left as just a blank post for ages, so heres the incomplete tale this post is for
Dark ovion: YELLOO Moosetroop11: Hello Moosetroop11: Feeling less DIE DIE DIE? Dark ovion: a bit Moosetroop11: School tommorow:-( Dark ovion: i know Moosetroop11: i resolve to say 'fuck you' to everyone who mock me. Ahaaa! Dark ovion: ?? Moosetroop11: Yes indeed! Ahaaa! Dark ovion: i mock thee Moosetroop11: Fuck you Dark ovion: very good bob Dark ovion: take a bow Moosetroop11: Thanks steve Dark ovion: not very good are you Moosetroop11: *Bows* Moosetroop11: COUGHgoonstarscapeCOUGH Dark ovion: i meanblatant subtle mocking thar Moosetroop11: You often confuse me. Dark ovion: good Dark ovion: it keeps you on your toes Dark ovion: shit, no it doest, thats fear Moosetroop11: MWAHAHA Moosetroop11: I fear chavs Moosetroop11: Save me from them! Dark ovion: ?????? Moosetroop11: Hayesbrook is their breeding ground Dark ovion: ah Moosetroop11: I don't want to be bo' beaten Dark ovion: i shall protect you Dark ovion: thy chavs shall feareth mine yonder wroth Moosetroop11: Yay Moosetroop11: The mighty pen shall shine in the sea of yeah bo' Dark ovion: thee pestulant burbury monster shall be slain by glories noble joust Moosetroop11: I'll crush you in a Yugio rematch Moosetroop11: AHAAAAAAA! Dark ovion: and he spake, all mans flame join behind mine shield as we incur thy foul beast begone Dark ovion: i love ancient sanscrip speak :-D Dark ovion: oh, and id love to see you try Moosetroop11: Behold! Thine savior hath arrived! Upon the chavs his wroth brought pestillence and pain, at his gaze they withered unto little puddles of icky stuff Dark ovion: and he spake, begone thy foul retch form mine house and mine sight, for ye very presence inspires mine sickness, thee shall ne'ar return for thine death will be slow and shall hold no merit Dark ovion: its damn near complet gibberish, yet still understandable(just):) Moosetroop11: And they fled, and the warriors smiled, for the hood of darke and the pen of olde had once again crossed paths, in fire and bloode. Bright shone the sun that fateful daye. Dark ovion: yet as thine gracious lord set thy blade to rest thee treachorous knave parted with a shot from hence dark bow, striking thee great master through his majestic heart, and thee cry of darkness rose from yonder realm and burbury rose forth to attempt control Moosetroop11: And the moose did let forth a roar of anger, and did charge thee treatcherous knave and thee Chavs, even as the arrows did pierce his selfless skinne. Dark ovion: due to thine selfeless mooses action thine day was returned to thine glorious victory, yet at great cost as thee mighty lord and thine moose of light hath fallen in defence of thee nations of man, and even amongst such glory did they weep, weep for thine masters Moosetroop11: And so was there a great pillar of stone erected, a monument of thine masters, for thee to pay thine homage for evermore. Dark ovion: yet after four and ninety years, thee great masters had been lost from thine memory of man, and thee great pillar once tall, now lay forlorn and in pieces, and it was as if the great ones had ne'ar been Moosetroop11: And thy unworthy peasants, they did weep no more, and thy city, it became ruinous. And it was that a legend was passed, a legend that thine masters wouldst return unto the land, and unto the peoples, and there would be a purge of thine sea, and thine air, and thine rocke. And there wouldst be sex aplenty. Dark ovion: yet forth beyond yonder ruined city lay a newly torn gateway, and hence spilled thy tides of darkness, thee great and terrible hoardes of thine burbury king Moosetroop11: And he did saye "Your Mum" and he did wield thine penknife. Wherest went mine masters? spake thee peasants, for bringst their prescence a courage not seen these four and ninety years. Dark ovion: and thy four reamining believers went forth to yonder broken pillar and upon thee spot wher thee great lords had fell, thee brave believers drew forth thier blades and split thier mortal flesh, spilling thine hot blood upon thee place of power, giving way to the past, drawing thee great lords from thee final battle of ages passed, at the moment afore they where struck down, and so had ne'ar died, and were called into the bodies of thee four believers, taking form in mortal flesh as thine lords were reborn Moosetroop11: And thee moose didde roar once more, and upon thee hilles was brought a sound at which chavs didde shudder and pikies didde creep into their humble boxes. And thee pen df olde did pierce thee flesh of thine non-believers. Dark ovion: searing and reforming into a great army to combat thine enemies of man, and thee great lords did rejoice Moosetroop11: Hence didde a sixth age passe, an age of much knowledge and wisdome. Hath ye the courage to follow in thine lord's footsteppes? Dark ovion: and such it was for a bountiful time did pass , until did end thee eighth millenia, whence man had grown bountiful under the watch of thee great lords, and hence did coruption begin again, and thee dark portal began to open once more, and the armies of both worlds did hence prepare for thine final battle of all ages Moosetroop11: And thee third lord, a warrior or power unparralelled, didde spy thee portal, and didde issue a warning through the lands. Strong and true didde his horn sound through thee mountains, and thee army didde rally, and thee machine of war didde begin once more. Dark ovion: for as the portal finally opened and thee armies of chav did spill forth hence they were met by the armies of man and thine four great masters thee great titans of man from time immamorial stand over them all, thine great lord Ovion Primarch of thine Earth, thee great Moose lord selfeless defender of all, thee great great warrior Parsons Shadowbane, blade of thy Empire, and Thine Goddess Pink, queen of new life, and giver of love, ne'ar had such a sight been beheld as was seen upon yonder fateful day Moosetroop11: And swords did clash, and lightning did roll cross thee skye, bun in thee hearts of men their lay thee hope of a thousand nations, and in thier souls thee sun did shine. Dark ovion: and upon this day did thee mighty lord of chav, thine titan of darkness and his cohorts come forth to lay combat upon sanctity and life, here split skulls by thee thousand with each strike of thiy great darkness, till thy great warrior titan shadowbane strode forth to defend his charges, yet was smote down by thy great sword of dark held by thy chav lords cohort, the dark titan slapper, yet as life and soul was hence destroyed from the great lords body, Dark ovion: did he strike thee fatal blow to his fearsome destroyer, bringing her to thine netherworld with his sacrifice Moosetroop11: Did scream thee dark chav: Ye smote mine bitch! And upon the lands he cast a shadow of doubt and of fear, and of this the men trembled, and their hearts became wooden, and their will did melt. And the masters did rally the last of their troops for thee final march on that most terrible daye. Dark ovion: i must leave now, however we shall continue after i have cut he grass then had dinner, at which point we shall conlude this saga , and it shall be placed upon my Live Journal for all to see
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| Filthy Assistants |
[Aug. 26th, 2005|07:20 pm] |
-+start transmition+- OOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEYYYYYYYY
from now on the plans is now the hostile procurement division of ISIS, and all members of a lower rank than me will be known as filthy assistants, *cue evil laughter*
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| YAYNESS(I Make Pie) |
[Aug. 19th, 2005|11:49 pm] |
-+start transmition+- The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test -+end transmition+- |
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| Death and Rebirth |
[Jul. 17th, 2005|10:40 pm] |
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| | Ultimate Fiend | ] | -+start transmition+- The Offset Blade is no more, through its destruction it has been reborn through Fire, Hammer and Stone, into The Oni-DaiKatana, The Demon Blade of Night, all those who challenge me will feel the might of the Demon Sword, and my blade shall drink your soul. -+end transmition+- |
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| comment whoring |
[Jul. 4th, 2005|06:41 pm] |
-+start transmition+- Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word. No more. Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you. -+end transmition+- |
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| You know what i like |
[Jun. 30th, 2005|08:47 pm] |
-+start transmition+- how did you all know i always need rubbers, yes i am going through sarahs old posts, having nothing better to do till 10 when House is on
| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
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| ovion goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Tracer primarch, i dont need to dress as anything else, huge blades and manportable artillery is scary enough. | | kimpossibleblog tricks you! You get an eraser. | | pinkcrusader tricks you! You get an eraser. | | ovion ends up with zero pieces of candy, an eraser, and an eraser. | | Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. |
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| Passing of the Third Age |
[Jun. 16th, 2005|08:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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| | nothing, silence as befits this moment | ] | -+start transmition+- The Third Age has Passed,
Our most trusted Primarch has departed from the Plan in search of new goals and a new destiny, he will always hold a place within the Plan and on the Primarch Council, forever your leader and my Second in Command if not in person,in memory and spirit However, we must hold true to our ideals, Hold fast and forge ahead with greater prowess, we are strong, even if we are down a quarter of our command structure the remaining three Myself, Sarah and Robert still hold strong, we will do this, we will win, we will take control of the planet, we shall forge earth anew into a utopia like no other, and we she be gracious lords, protectors not dictators,
WE WILL SUCCEED
Let it then be known that on the 16th of June 2005 James Parsons left the ranks of the Plan to pursue a career in the United Kingdoms Military, and joins the ranks of the British Army in september this year.
In doing so the Plan and members of Isis have lost a prestigious leader, and I a great ally, and more importantly, I have lost a great friend.
To James Parsons Godspeed, and good luck, we salute you -+end transmition+- |
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| Just felt like this, Geuuuurh |
[Jun. 10th, 2005|11:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | naughty | ] | -+start transmition+- Ranks have been issued to all important staff/people i can remember/can contact , within the plan
the plan is now being adopted into my personal company Isis for reasons known to only me and me alone, so its not The Plan (well it is) but its now known as Isis or The Plan, so thats about it really
ive turned into a small gerbil and feel like a packet of kibble, beyond that life is dandy, so im off to scurry on my wheel then sleep, tired bad -+end transmition+- |
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[May. 30th, 2005|05:15 pm] |
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| Rank System V2 |
[May. 29th, 2005|07:21 pm] |
-+start transmition+- the revised 2nd Edition of the plans rank system is almost complete, all that is left is to upload it to the computer and insert it into the second edition Plan brief, which has been delayed again due to the fact i was banned from the comp by my parents, cos i flicked from the plan brief to AOL and when i refused to show the brief to them they assumed it was porn, dumbshites, but oh well, its well on its way, the password is Pariah, im kinda destroying the point of this whole password thing, but oh well, its there, its encrypted, and i cant be bothered to email everyone a password, so there it is Pariah, it is case sensitive so type it exactly as shown, i am uploading a revised edition of the original plan brief under this system.
All other information will be included in the Plan second Edition Brief.
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| HA those who wait suffer |
[May. 8th, 2005|07:12 pm] |
-+start transmition+- all those waiting for the second edition plan are gonna have to wait, i fragged the data on my usb key so i have to start over, my life is fine so is yours, everyone has no prblemm, except me cos i have to retype 4 pages plus type a few more
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| im old... |
[May. 2nd, 2005|11:24 am] |
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You Are 24 Years Old |
24
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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| The joy of the bastard society we live in. |
[May. 2nd, 2005|10:02 am] |
-+start transmition+- Due to the fact what we are doing is realy quite illegal in the very long run, from this point on all files will be .RAR and password encrypted
as such you will need WINRAR if you dont already go here http://download.35mb.com/ovion/ to download WINRAR.
each time i post an update or anything particularly important it will be rar'ed up and put there and i will post an update with the link and the file name you need to download it.
The second edition brief is underway, you will need the password, so if you would just put your email and first name in the reply box, i will send it to you, it is only nessacary to have the password once you have winrar. If you lose and/or forget the password post a reply in the current post giving your name, email and request the plan updates password
for The Plan Brief Second Edition you will need an outer council password
for the coming specs sets inner council members will be issued a password
Inner and Outer council members for your outer council class password post a reply to this or any post in my LJ saying Request occ your name email and rank (i.e are you inner council outer council or other)
The reason i have asked for your emails each time, is it saves me time, and makes sure it gets to the right place.
General Updates The command structure and rank system will be re-written over the next month.
Tracer production facilities are being designed, will be created within 1-2 years, final Tracer production is currently unkknown.
Spec designs of the LTA's is under way, we currenently have the base size and rough shape, we still need a feasable power system and method for moving the legs, we have the joint, however servos ar too weak, and hydrolics are to slow.-Any suggestion please post in a reply.
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[Apr. 30th, 2005|08:33 pm] |
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just a few minor changes
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| The plan is now online |
[Apr. 30th, 2005|03:03 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | just | ] |
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| | a playlist, oooh, i made it myself | ] | -+start transmition+- Aswell as half meaningless shite i post, this is now the semi offical update point for the plan.
update
The brief was stolen, alas this means i have to retype the bloody thing, all those who got the original will also recieve the edition 2 brief, which will be more advanced.
Tracer Armour
The man portable personal armour tracer systems design is complete. prototypes are expeccted to be completed by spring 2006, and full production is expectd by summer 2007.
Self Propelled Piloted Independent Robotic System (SP²IRS)
The problem of what to call them is over, the mecha shall now be known as SP²IRS or Spears. the 'Liger' shall henceforth be known as the Light Tactical Assault Platform (LTAP) or eL Tee Ay's the previously unamed mecha, or heavy mech/heavy SP²IRS is now the Heavy Tactical Assault Platform (HTAP) or Haetch Tee Ay's
RURI and LAPIS are not going to be completed until we have got the money and facilities so about the same time we have the LTA's done.
General updates Tracer armour is not to be refered to as anything but tracer armour, not dicky armour or other such similarities (looks in sarahs direction)
That about covers everything for now, anything anyone else wants to know, post a comment leaving your name home address and times youll be available for assanation, and ill bewith you shortly, k, if anyone wants to know anything concerning the plan please post acomment and i'll reply as soon as i bother to check my LJ, inbox, or reply tingie. -+end transmition+- |
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| Puh |
[Apr. 27th, 2005|09:12 pm] |
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| whee! i'm on the bandwagon! i can see your house from here! |
[Apr. 22nd, 2005|09:33 pm] |
-+start transmition+- If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal. -+end transmition+- |
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| Now this rocks |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|08:59 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Turn away, by uncle meat | ] | -+start transmition+-
and if i use our full names
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| I'm going on holiday, woot |
[Mar. 28th, 2005|09:37 pm] |
-+start transmition+- from fri/sat for a week, i'm gonna be in spain, woot, so i cant comment, or do sweet fa, unless where we stay has an internet cafe or something, woo, spain -+end transmition+- |
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| Its on line |
[Mar. 27th, 2005|10:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | predatory | ] |
| [ | music |
| | wonderboy by Tenacious D | ] | -+start transmition+- IT LIVES, IT LIVES thats about it really -+end transmition+- |
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